Freaker USA J79 Hello Asshole
One Size Fits All: Fits all sizes of personal beverage containers and laps up the bottle sweat of for paws of all shapes and sizes.
Made in North Carolina: Literally everything about this style barks North Carolina, bitch.
Insulates: Keeps all the water in your dog bowl from changing temperature quickly. Assuming that's what you drink out of. We don't judge.
Machine Washable: Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.
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